init 999 python:
    def replace_text(t):
        t = t.replace("step-sister", "sister")
        t = t.replace("Step-sister", "Sister")
        t = t.replace("step-mother", "mother")
        t = t.replace("Step-mother", "Mother")
        t = t.replace("step-brother", "brother")
        t = t.replace("Step-brother", "Brother")
        t = t.replace("step-sis", "sis")
        t = t.replace("Step-sis", "Sis")
        t = t.replace("step-mom", "mom")
        t = t.replace("Step-mom", "Mom")
        t = t.replace("step-mommy", "mommy")
        t = t.replace("Step-mommy", "Mommy")
        t = t.replace("step-bro", "bro")
        t = t.replace("Step-bro", "Bro")
# script
        t = t.replace("We should tell Laura, though",
            "We should tell Mom, though")
        t = t.replace("Now, if you don't mind, I need to go grab a bite...and check in with Laura",
            "Now, if you don't mind, I need to go grab a bite...and check in with Mom")
# chapter2
#       Can't do this one. Too short a sentence for the method used.
#       t = t.replace("Laura?",
#           "Mom?")
        t = t.replace("Oh, no! Laura's coming!",
            "Oh, no! Mom's coming!")
        t = t.replace("Laura's looking at me super embarrassed",
            "Mom's looking at me super embarrassed")
        t = t.replace("I don't know how I feel about Laura hanging out with her",
            "I don't know how I feel about Mom hanging out with her")
        t = t.replace("Laura's a great cook",
            "Mom's a great cook")
        t = t.replace("Complete opposite of Laura",
            "Complete opposite of Mom")
        t = t.replace("She probably convinced Laura to take and post this shot as well",
            "She probably convinced Mom to take and post this shot as well")
# chapter3
        t = t.replace("I don't get why she'd ask Laura to go today without talking with me first",
            "I don't get why she'd ask Mom to go today without talking with me first")
# chapter4
        t = t.replace("Soon, Anya or Laura will come and call me for dinner",
            "Soon, Anya or Mom will come and call me for dinner")
        t = t.replace("I guess it's time to tell Laura about Vi",
            "I guess it's time to tell Mom about Vi")
        t = t.replace("Laura really is the best!",
            "Mom really is the best!")
        t = t.replace("But truth be told, Laura has always been super supportive of us",
            "But truth be told, Mom has always been super supportive of us")
        t = t.replace("Previously, I was nervous about Laura...",
            "Previously, I was nervous about Mom...")
# chapter5
        t = t.replace("Who is Laura talking to?",
            "Who is Mom talking to?")

        t = t.replace("My husband and I were never able to have kids",
            "My husband and I never had a problem with pregnancy")
        t = t.replace("So I guess you could say my body was spared from the struggles of motherhood",
            "Or, maybe it was the sex he loved. But not the resulting kids so much?")
        t = t.replace("Doctors said it was a problem with me...",
            "Three were enough for him. Before his eye started to stray")
        t = t.replace("...that was a hard pill to swallow",
            "Three small ones at home, and... all he could do was chase another skirt away from home")
        t = t.replace("After a while, we just stopped trying",
            "He spent more and more time. On them. And not...")

        t = t.replace("It must be Laura",
            "It must be Mom")
        t = t.replace("Maybe we should just wait for Laura...",
            "Maybe we should just wait for Mom...")
        t = t.replace("Talking about the way I look at Laura",
            "Talking about the way I look at Mom")
        t = t.replace("Laura's right there...",
            "Mom's right there...")
        t = t.replace("Can he see Laura grabbing Sonia's...",
            "Can he see Mom grabbing Sonia's...")
# chapter6
        t = t.replace("You don't have to apologize, Laura, I had a great time with you!",
            "You don't have to apologize, Mom, I had a great time with you!")
        t = t.replace("Tha...thanks...Laura...",
            "Tha...thanks...Mom...")
        t = t.replace("And Laura is also working this weekend",
            "And Mom is also working this weekend")

# chapter7
        t = t.replace("But I could still make a nice gesture for Laura",
            "But I could still make a nice gesture for Mom")
        t = t.replace("...or if they see me giving it to Laura",
            "...or if they see me giving it to Mom")
        t = t.replace("And now Laura is...",
            "And now Mom is...")

        t = t.replace("Just...Laura, okay?",
            "Just...call me Laura, okay?")
        t = t.replace("I mean...you can call me that, but...",
            "I mean...it's a bit less awkward when...")
        t = t.replace("...later...",
            "Or like...sometimes you can use my name with me...")
# So, from this point on, Eric might call her Laura, when it gets sexy.

        t = t.replace("More of her body...Laura's body...",
            "More of her body...Mom's body...")
        t = t.replace("I still care deeply about them...Vi, Anya, Laura, even Maki...",
            "I still care deeply about them...Vi, Anya, Mom, even Maki...")
        t = t.replace("...if Laura lets me...",
            "...if your mom lets me...")
        t = t.replace("Helloooo? Earth to Laura!",
            "Helloooo? Earth to Mom!")
        t = t.replace("Laura's cakes and pastries are incredible, you'll see",
            "Mom's cakes and pastries are incredible, you'll see")
# chapter7-2
        t = t.replace("And even if Anya and Laura are more reserved...",
            "And even if Anya and Mom are more reserved...")
        t = t.replace("If Laura's getting out of her comfort zone, we should be cheering her on",
            "If Mom's getting out of her comfort zone, we should be cheering her on")
        t = t.replace("Laura also seems different today...",
            "Mom also seems different today...")
        t = t.replace("Laura doesn't seem bothered by it",
            "Mom doesn't seem bothered by it")
        t = t.replace("I wanna see Laura's!",
            "I wanna see Mom's!")
        t = t.replace("I thought she would calm down a bit with Laura here",
            "I thought she would calm down a bit with Mom here")
        t = t.replace("Maki? Yeah...poor Laura...",
            "Maki? Yeah...poor Mom...")
        t = t.replace("Even Laura and Anya stepped it up today",
            "Even Mom and Anya stepped it up today")
        t = t.replace("Anya and Laura used to keep things subtle...",
            "Anya and Mom used to keep things subtle...")
        t = t.replace("Especially Laura's...",
            "Especially Mom's...")
        t = t.replace("When Laura is this close...",
            "When Mom is this close...")
        t = t.replace("...can't really do much more with Laura around...",
            "...can't really do much more with Mom around...")
        t = t.replace("Poor Anya...Laura used to be a lifeguard, you know?",
            "Poor Anya...Mom used to be a lifeguard, you know?")
        t = t.replace("Laura's idea...",
            "Mom's idea...")
        t = t.replace("I'm over here getting my ass roasted by big Laura, all alone...",
            "I'm over here getting my ass roasted by Mom, all alone...")
        t = t.replace("But with Laura? That's completely different!",
            "But with Mom? That's completely different!")
        t = t.replace("...and if Laura isn't...",
            "...and if Mom isn't...")
        t = t.replace("The Laura I saw yesterday!",
            "The mom I saw yesterday!")
        t = t.replace("Laura, Anya... She just wants to see the look on their faces",
            "Mom, Anya... She just wants to see the look on their faces")
        t = t.replace("Even with Laura right next to us...",
            "Even with Mom right next to us...")
        t = t.replace("...with Laura watching...",
            "...with Mom watching...")
#       Probably shouldn't do this one, since it's too generic.
#       t = t.replace("Laura...",
#           "Laura...")
        t = t.replace("{size=-10}Laura's gonna see...{/size}",
            "{size=-10}Mom's gonna see...{/size}")
        t = t.replace("In front of Laura...",
            "In front of Mom...")
        return t
    config.replace_text = replace_text